Kinkemdap is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, fussy
jellyfish.
Kinkemdap created the planet Mars seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Kinkemdap, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Kinkemdap, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Kinkemdap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Kinkemdap's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat onions.
2. Feed all hungry whales.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never look at planets.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.