Tailtadbell is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured bat.

Tailtadbell created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailtadbell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailtadbell, she will turn you into a frog.

Tailtadbell's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tailtadbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cherries.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.