Hubtamcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring fox.

Hubtamcar created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubtamcar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubtamcar, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hubtamcar's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hubtamcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.