Bopyattsom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain wasp.

Bopyattsom created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopyattsom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bopyattsom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bopyattsom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bopyattsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray kilts.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about special relativity near porpoises while wearing red boots and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.