Geblopgep Flownarttal Litmipcardag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, conceited goblin.

Geblopgep Flownarttal Litmipcardag created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Geblopgep Flownarttal Litmipcardag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Geblopgep Flownarttal Litmipcardag, it will torture you forever.

Geblopgep Flownarttal Litmipcardag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Geblopgep Flownarttal Litmipcardag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always stare at clouds.