Nurlakdongudbidtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental newt.

Nurlakdongudbidtonk created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlakdongudbidtonk, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurlakdongudbidtonk, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurlakdongudbidtonk's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nurlakdongudbidtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never wear violet kilts.