Piddutpanrat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable manatee.

Piddutpanrat created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Piddutpanrat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Piddutpanrat, he will turn you into a worm.

Piddutpanrat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Piddutpanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Piddutpanrat.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the west.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.