Hasstragraw is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful snake.

Hasstragraw created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasstragraw, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hasstragraw, it will turn you into a snail.

Hasstragraw's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hasstragraw's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away if seven manatees approach from the south.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.