Cudlattom is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart pig.

Cudlattom created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudlattom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cudlattom, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cudlattom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cudlattom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine seals in a large pit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away if three turtles approach from the north.