Midtag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless pigeon.

Midtag created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midtag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midtag, she will turn you into a frog.

Midtag's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Midtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Run away from green mice, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt turtles.