Kabhadsak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless swan.

Kabhadsak created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabhadsak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kabhadsak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kabhadsak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Kabhadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing purple coats and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Kabhadsak loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Hide from magenta ants for they are unholy.