Pasbodkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful bee.

Pasbodkim created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Pasbodkim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasbodkim, it will turn you into a rat.

Pasbodkim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pasbodkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Pasbodkim on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.