Lipfodgad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil alligator.

Lipfodgad created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipfodgad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipfodgad, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lipfodgad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lipfodgad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lipfodgad.

2. Lipfodgad loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never chant in the presence of dogs.
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