Fignaryimxucfunbepfun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fignaryimxucfunbepfun created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fignaryimxucfunbepfun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fignaryimxucfunbepfun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fignaryimxucfunbepfun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fignaryimxucfunbepfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.