Nurthamgep is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, self-confident
wolf.
Nurthamgep created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurthamgep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nurthamgep, he will turn you into a tree.
Nurthamgep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Nurthamgep's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not take Nurthamgep's name in vain.
5. Never wear yellow kilts.