Flagmifboss is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, benevolent dog.

Flagmifboss created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmifboss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flagmifboss, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flagmifboss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flagmifboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing black trousers and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.