Bimmiggut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical goblin.

Bimmiggut created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimmiggut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimmiggut, he will turn you into a mole.

Bimmiggut's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bimmiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three lead sculptures of Bimmiggut on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if six otters approach from the east.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.