Cibfigtablanyimspag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, astonishing manatee.

Cibfigtablanyimspag created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfigtablanyimspag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibfigtablanyimspag, she will remove you from existence.

Cibfigtablanyimspag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cibfigtablanyimspag's Holy Commandments

1. Cibfigtablanyimspag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if seven snakes approach from the east.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Do not take Cibfigtablanyimspag's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Cibfigtablanyimspag.