Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit
is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless
tortoise
.
Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit
created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit
, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit
, she will throw large rocks at you.
Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit's
most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit's Holy Commandments
1. Pray towards the south.
2. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing indigo tights and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.
3. Worship no other gods but Sandsawkik Captalbagqueegfarnbapvidwit.
4. Do not hurt pigs.
5. Always help sick otters.
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