Sinfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing cat.

Sinfarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sinfarn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sinfarn's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sinfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Run away if five doves approach from the south.

3. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never talk about comets.