Nellbissdubtarghintaffetnull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic pigeon.

Nellbissdubtarghintaffetnull created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbissdubtarghintaffetnull, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nellbissdubtarghintaffetnull, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nellbissdubtarghintaffetnull's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nellbissdubtarghintaffetnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.