Milquillraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident centaur.

Milquillraw created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Milquillraw, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milquillraw, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Milquillraw's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Milquillraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing magenta rings.

3. You must pray to Milquillraw six times a day.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to frogs while wearing violet skirts.

5. Never go into blue rooms.
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