Sterkinfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional dragon.

Sterkinfid created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterkinfid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterkinfid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sterkinfid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sterkinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Sterkinfid loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.