Carnibvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless wolf.

Carnibvog created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carnibvog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Carnibvog, it will curse you with boils.

Carnibvog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Carnibvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing gray scarves and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Carnibvog on top of important buildings.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.