Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow snail.

Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp, it will think nothing of it.

Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikxinsanfen Cadkemapp.

5. Do not cook food in pots.