Pasgudrilltitgenkabdid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish donkey.

Pasgudrilltitgenkabdid created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasgudrilltitgenkabdid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pasgudrilltitgenkabdid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pasgudrilltitgenkabdid's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Pasgudrilltitgenkabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck brown.

2. Never talk about optics near great tits while wearing black dresses and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your legs.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed wheat to mice while wearing trousers.