Habhinnull Manpasjap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent sheep.

Habhinnull Manpasjap created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habhinnull Manpasjap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Habhinnull Manpasjap, it will think nothing of it.

Habhinnull Manpasjap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Habhinnull Manpasjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.