Logbabflan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able elephant.

Logbabflan created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbabflan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Logbabflan, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Logbabflan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Logbabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Hide from mauve tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.