Logcussdapril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil skunk.

Logcussdapril created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Logcussdapril, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logcussdapril, it will cry a lot.

Logcussdapril's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Logcussdapril's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Logcussdapril five times a day.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Never think about moons.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Never talk about nebulae.