Henquillkin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest crab.

Henquillkin created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henquillkin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Henquillkin, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Henquillkin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Henquillkin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Henquillkin.

5. Never mention manatees.