Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome octopus.

Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Tikingfarmip Dagjabtapcin six times a day.