Kanfarfid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating skunk.

Kanfarfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanfarfid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kanfarfid, he will turn you into a frog.

Kanfarfid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kanfarfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kanfarfid.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.