Rilvagjan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous otter.

Rilvagjan created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilvagjan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rilvagjan, she will be very sad.

Rilvagjan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Rilvagjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Rilvagjan loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never eat green fruit.