Artnulnig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic jackal.

Artnulnig created everything that exists two million years ago.

If you believe in Artnulnig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Artnulnig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Artnulnig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Artnulnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Artnulnig.