Bagdutsog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-knowing skunk.

Bagdutsog created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagdutsog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagdutsog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bagdutsog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bagdutsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Never sprint near frogs.

5. Fast once a month.