Dadjigwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain finch.

Dadjigwip created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjigwip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dadjigwip, he will ignore you.

Dadjigwip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dadjigwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dadjigwip on top of all buildings.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Dadjigwip on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadjigwip.

5. Do not wear red clothing.