Tomsasnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless human.

Tomsasnak created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Tomsasnak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tomsasnak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tomsasnak's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tomsasnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tomsasnak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.