Queegrulcem is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited crane.

Queegrulcem created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegrulcem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Queegrulcem, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegrulcem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Queegrulcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shave your legs.