Sasranlun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident gnu.

Sasranlun created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasranlun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasranlun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sasranlun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sasranlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing magenta coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing green skirts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.