Nulragjon Hakgamgil is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy cobra.

Nulragjon Hakgamgil created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulragjon Hakgamgil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulragjon Hakgamgil, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nulragjon Hakgamgil's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nulragjon Hakgamgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to moths while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the west.