Damkampod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring finch.

Damkampod created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damkampod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Damkampod, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Damkampod's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Damkampod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Damkampod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.