Yattarpdav is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful dolphin.

Yattarpdav created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattarpdav, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattarpdav, he will think nothing of it.

Yattarpdav's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yattarpdav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fast once a month.