Metgemjen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent crocodile.

Metgemjen created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metgemjen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Metgemjen, he will turn you into a goat.

Metgemjen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Metgemjen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven bats approach from the south.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Metgemjen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.
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