Map Sakhanzenfas is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy chicken.

Map Sakhanzenfas created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Map Sakhanzenfas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Map Sakhanzenfas, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Map Sakhanzenfas' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Map Sakhanzenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always help swans.

3. You must pray to Map Sakhanzenfas five times a day.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Never hurt eagles.
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