Vidpibpib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish hamster.

Vidpibpib created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpibpib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vidpibpib, she will cry a lot.

Vidpibpib's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vidpibpib's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.