Nibbogfas is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, able mole.

Nibbogfas created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbogfas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nibbogfas, she will not care at all.

Nibbogfas' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nibbogfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Always stare at clouds.