Yartgodsiscamapp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, clever coyote.

Yartgodsiscamapp created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartgodsiscamapp, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartgodsiscamapp, it will turn you into a sheep.

Yartgodsiscamapp's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yartgodsiscamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Hide if four voles approach from the west.