Cipgupflatspagfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, irritating swan.

Cipgupflatspagfid created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipgupflatspagfid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cipgupflatspagfid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cipgupflatspagfid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cipgupflatspagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Pray towards the west.
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