Gunlistpid is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil
raccoon.
Gunlistpid created the world seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gunlistpid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Gunlistpid, he will try to impress you with trees.
Gunlistpid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Gunlistpid's Holy Commandments1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not speak about carrots.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.