Gunlistpid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil raccoon.

Gunlistpid created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunlistpid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gunlistpid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gunlistpid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gunlistpid's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.