Gundobstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving manatee.

Gundobstrag created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gundobstrag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gundobstrag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gundobstrag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gundobstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven birds approach from the north.

2. Retreat if five gulls approach from the south.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Gundobstrag loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about tortoises.